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Now, Kus, what is it today?
This time, Mr. Iziri, do you know what Wikipedia is?
I know! I know Wikipedia!
Do you know Wikipedia, Mr. Iziri?
I've known it for more than ten years.
I'd like to unravel what is written in Wikipedia from Iziri Okada.
Is it okay for Wikipedia to have two characters like this?
I don't think we have a chance to talk about it.
No, I definitely don't think so.
I'll tell you.
So let's go from the top.
September 23rd, 1939 from Ijiro.
Huh?
I want you to put Wednesday in it.
Oh, I see.
Then I'll add Wednesday.
I want you to put Wednesday in it.
Wednesday is a day of wisdom.
Wednesday is?
It means "death of vision".
My beloved Hagimo and Kinji were also born on Wednesday.
And when I met Hagimo and Kinji, I was so excited.
"Hagimo, you were born on Wednesday, weren't you?" Kinji said.
Did you say that?
I don't know.
No, no, no.
Hagimo, I looked it up and you were born on May 7th.
It's Wednesday. I'm also born on Wednesday.
Oh, that's a good story. I'll remember it forever.
He said.
It's amazing. It's a good story.
I want you to put Wednesday in it.
Oh, then I'll add that first.
And the next one.
Yes.
It's dangerous. I'll tell you what to fix next.
What's next?
It says "height 170 cm".
It's 169.4 cm.
That's shrinking.
It's not shrinking.
Huh?
It's been 169.4 cm since Horipora joined.
I think the manager at the time thought it was a hassle.
It's shrinking.
And I said, "It's 25 cm."
You know 26.5 cm, right?
Oh, I want you to put that in, too.
If you go to the site, only big shoes will be prepared.
That's terrible.
That's why the size of the shoes hasn't come out.
It's been active since 1987.
Oh, you've been active since then.
Yes, I'm the same generation as Hikaru Genji.
I see.
I'm the same generation as Hikaru Genji.
That's right.
Let's go back in time.
The opposite.
Since I was in high school, I've loved comedy and longed for Kin-san.
On the sixth episode of "Kin-chan's virtual target for money", I appear as a friend's big role.
That's right.
On the sixth episode of "Kin-chan's virtual target for money", I was supposed to go to Korakuen Hall to cheer for my friends.
I was supposed to go to Korakuen Hall to cheer for my friends.
Then, about eight o'clock the day before...
I can't go out anymore. Can you come out with me, my beloved live host?
No, I can't do that all of a sudden. What should I do?
I wore a red jersey and put my hand like this.
Tokyo Tower.
I'll make a special observatory here, so you can stand like this.
- Is that all? - Yes, I did it.
- That's great. You did it. - I passed.
It happens a lot. If you say, "You did a good job," you get a "pop" and you pass.
- You passed. That's great. - You know this well, don't you?
- Everyone looked it up. - It's written so cool. Stop!
- Where is it? - "I don't know how I got into this world."
- In this program, Fuji TV announced that it would appear in "Japan's Most Famous Comedian." - Yes, they did.
- So I said I'd give up. - Yes.
- But I got an award for that. - Yes.
- But I got an award for that. - So I got an award for that.
- So I got an introduction from Okada. - I see.
- So it's not cool to be scouted. - It's cool. I get scouted a lot.
- It's not a scout. - Is it different?
- It says you'll be scouted. You're the first comedian. - I'll leave it like this.
- You'll be scouted. It's really cool. - I'll leave it like that.
- It's cool, isn't it? - It's cool.
- I was surprised, but you'll really be scouted. - That's nice.
- Thank you for writing this. - This is amazing.
- I was walking with my friends in Nakayama Ward, Takeshita Street in Harajuku. - Yes.
- I was wondering when I'd be scouted. - Yes.
- Do you know my 7-year-old hairstyle? - Yes.
- I was walking like that. - That's probably what you meant.
I was walking around Takeshita Street.
- I wasn't going to be scouted. - You weren't going to be scouted.
- I was 17 years old at the time. - That's right.
- I took my 7-year-old and 10-year-old brothers. - That's amazing.
I went to the supermarket where my mom works.
- My friend's aunt was in front of my mom. - Yes.
I said, "Mr. Okada, ma'am, look."
"Your husband is here," he said.
I don't care if I get skirted in his face!
But I'm happy to be skirted, so I'll leave it.
Let's use this for sure.
- This is funny. - Oh, good.
- That's good. Next. - And in 1985...
- You and Okuyama formed KidKart. - That's right.
- Yes, thank you. That's right. - That's right.
- And... - And you won the variety show and...
You've been a pin entertainer since 1990?
- Yes! - Oh, I see!
- Oh, there's something to notice. - Yes, so...
Yes, it's 1991, one year before "Gilgamesh," so it's correct!
That's amazing! It's correct!
- You debuted in 1987... - Yes, three years later.
- 1988... 1990? - 1990.
- You've been a duo for only three years! - Yes.
- And you won twice in "One Condo" show. You're an amazing duo! - Yes, we are!
- I don't think there's anyone like you! - In "Mokuyo Special," you won with a team of 35 or 36 people.
- Yes, you're right. - You won "Fuji TV" five weeks in a row.
- Isn't it amazing? - You're an amazing duo!
You debuted for only three years and retired after winning twice!
- It's amazing that you're a duo! - Yes, we are!
- And "Gilgamesh Nightly" band... - Oh, it's already been 91 years.
- That's right. - Yes.
- Oh, you're right. - You're putting it all together. Thank you so much.
- You're putting it all together. - Did you write this because you like me?
- I'm probably a fan of Ijiri-san. - Thank you.
- No doubt about it. - Yes.
Wait a minute!
Is it okay for Wikipedia to have two words like this?!
I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it for now.
- Yes, what do you think of it? - It's really...
- This is... - Yes.
It's a legend...
- No. - Did you talk about it?
The 27-hour TV legend.
- I didn't say it like that. - Then...
- I don't think you have a chance to talk about it. - I don't know.
- This "urame chaike." - It's really good.
- What does it mean? - "Urame chaike."
In the morning...
Not in the morning...
In the middle of the night for two hours...
- It's a live broadcast at about four o'clock in the morning. - Yes.
- So I'm a secret guest. - Yes, you are.
- I'm doing a late-night quiz show live. - Yes, you are.
Then, more and more...
About an hour later, Abe-kun will say...
No, this quiz is difficult. I can't say it.
- There will be an atmosphere like that. - Yes.
So...
From now on, I have no choice but to leave it to this person.
Let's have that person appear.
Then, the smoke will rise.
A big door will open.
- I will come in with a loud voice. - As a secret guest.
- Then, only men will come in. - Only men.
- And the audience is only men. - Yes.
- It will be very exciting. - It will be very exciting.
- From there...
- Ero-quiz. - Seriously, is there only ero-quiz?
- That's right. - I'm looking forward to it.
- Until you get there... - Until you get there...
Fuji TV will be on at midnight.
- And... - Yes.
- You will go into the dressing room. - I will go in.
- You will look at the script, right? Check. - I will look at it.
First of all, how do I appear?
- The first line. - Yes.
Abe-kun will say, "Let's have this person appear. Please come in."
Ijiri-oka will say...
Hello! Nice to meet you.
It's amazing. It's amazing from the opening.
- It's amazing. - This...
At that time, he came to me first.
- Because he was worried about me. - He came to the scene.
I consulted with him.
Can I say this first line?
- Can you say it? - Yes.
I said, "Let's ask him at the meeting."
And I said, "First of all, can I say this first line?"
- "Can I say it?" - Yes.
Can you say it?
Yes, please say it.
Eh...
Has anyone said this word in real life?
That's right. They say it in real life.
- Right? - That's right.
- I will talk seriously with Ijiri-san. - Yes.
I will talk seriously with Ijiri-san. Do you know why Ijiri-san said it?
- Yabe is hosting for one hour now. - He is.
One hour later, Ijiri-san's store will come.
- You will give Ijiri-san all the erotic quizzes. - That's right.
- Yabe is pretending for Ijiri-san for one hour. - Yes.
He is pretending for an hour and finally appearing for Ijiri-san.
I need you to say this explosive word "yoroshikuri-kuri" here.
- I'm sorry for Yabe, too. - Okay.
- Okay, I will say it. - That's amazing.
I have no choice but to say it.
- I hesitate to say "hello". - I'm sorry.
- I said "hello" and "yoroshikuri-kuri" - You said it.
- The audience only complained about it. - Yes, only complained about it.
- Even comedians and entertainers complained about it. - It makes you say "wow".
I heard later that everyone was watching Yoshimoto's performance in "Lumine" in Shinjuku.
- Everyone fell off the chair. - That's amazing.
- "What is this person saying?" - It's like a live broadcast.
- It started at 2 a.m. and ended at 3 a.m. - It's 3 a.m.
- The first word "yoroshikuri-kuri" came out. - That's amazing.
- God is awesome. - It's a story like that.
- It's very interesting. It's a story like that. - That's right.
- Then, we will fix it again and again. - Fix it again and again.
- If you see this and write "Wednesday", please write it in. - Yes, please write "Wednesday".
- We tried logging in yesterday, but... - It was no good.
- Yes, it was no good.
- We will fix it again on Wikipedia. - Thank you for your cooperation.